You are either thick stupid or smart.
I used to think I was thick stupid and not good enough to engage in those conversations that start with, ” Did you know government spending last year was 772 billion”.
I have now learnt that no matter how not good enough I think I am, I am less thick today than I was yesterday and even smarter tomorrow.
I recently started dating a homo sapien and have also taken up enlightened conversations, Yoga and sauerkrauting.
I have applied the first coat of varnish on my woodwork, stretched and ate, planted some bulbs, its Friday night and they could have been euphemisms for anything…
Ive shaved my legs for the first time in 5 weeks, ginger armpit hair is out in force tonight.
Can you guess what it is yet?
Yay!****Self consciousness!*****
majorloveme 
Quote: “Ive shaved my legs for the first time in 5 weeks, ginger armpit hair is out in force tonight.”
Obviously this is none of my business, and for me to comment here would be offensive and grossly inappropriate… so here goes…
I respectfully implore you not to be too excessive with your shaving… ahem… down there.
Shaven havens are ten-a-penny these days, but a radiant golden muff is a rare and exquisite treasure.
A delicious cinnamon muffin is a perfect way to start the day.
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