3o August 2021
I’m going to chronicle my life every 24 hours. Living in my van for the month of September.
I moved in a day early because its a BHW and i got excited. So i have spent the fist night here and slept well. Got up at 7:30 and had a stretch in a field. This is the view of my front garden this morning.

My first visitor was Mat over from Ireland who cycled from Old Swan.
I got on my bike and went to do some training excersize AKA Monkey Bars. First time i did a lap without my feet touching the ground. I was trying to impress this lad who was jumping across with two hands. He had gloves on though so…


Then I was interviewed by Sky Arts for my opinion on a statue of Capt Cook with a new addition to his outfit.(No I didn’t put my strap on on him) which was so fun i wish i got the girl who interviewed me name she had ying yang vibes.
Single handedly re purposed the ‘not allowed to be used’ toilets in the palm house, by repeatedly inviting people to use it, and bought an Cafe Affogato in Sefton Park cafe.

I met up with a friend and chewed the fat and now im going to read up on extreme male chastity and retire for the evening.
All in all a good (1st)24 hours.
