Delusions of Grandeur

A 2 minute read.

You are reading this, you are continuing to read this because you are thinking about sex.

You didn’t even know you were thinking about sex but the more you read this the more it makes sense.

You’re a sexy person and need to expell sex right into someone’s face.

Have a word with the person next to you, if there is no one next to you then continue reading, but never stop being sexy.

Im a sexy person, I will have sex with you, let’s have sex right now here on the page, let’s blot our love for one another for eternity.

Let’s take a mouth full of sex and swallow it whole, gulp it down into our erogenous tips and squirt it back into our faces.

You didn’t even know you wanted to have sex, but now it’s over you’re going to have a great day.

I’m going to have sex with my breakfast now, it was nice to get to know you. Let’s do this again soon.