My Pledge

I may as well write my manifesto I’m probably going to become Prime Minister one day. What if I make a fanny messdoh?

Having just completed some research into political stuffs for homework I discovered The House of Lords was a thing, I kid you not, I thought The House of Lords was a shit novel I had to learn for GCSEs.

Thus, while it has often been noted that the whole is more than the sum of its parts, the contrary notion — the whole is less than the sum of its parts– is very rarely formulated…

Max: Example: The House of Lords are as vestigial as the male nipple.
Talking to Max: However having just discovered that the male nipple is much denser in nerve endings than that of the female, I would allow that if you can prove you have erogenous nipples you can stay in your seat.
Max: something like this is completely fair.

One argument for the continuation of the House of Lords is that they are more than the sum of their parts. Having just discovered that the male nipple is much denser in nerve ending that the female, meaning that they are not vestigial unlike the House of Lords. Who are less than the sum of their private parts.

My pledge. A simple RE interview of all the ‘lords and baronesses’ for their position please on an instagram vote. If they go quietly they get a festival named after them in Bali, if they don’t, I’ve watched Leon.